It is no secret that I disliked the first two Transformers films. In fact, I employ no hyperbole whatsoever in admitting that I, for lack of a more expressive word, utterly loathed them. There are those who claim Transformers: Dark of the Moon is light years better than its predecessors. Do not believe their rancid [...]

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To dispense with a lengthy plot synopsis for The Hangover: Part II would be a profound waste of the time it would take me to write it and you to read it. The Hangover: Part II is the exact same movie as its predecessor down to nearly every single narrative beat. While there’s certainly something [...]

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Walking into Couples Retreat I overheard someone use the familiar refrain, “I hope the trailer didn’t show us all of the good stuff.” And I thought to myself, “That was good stuff? If that was the good stuff, we’re in for a very long night.” Oh my prophetic soul…

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